Floofipedia (floofinition) – Online content created, maintained, and accessed by animals on the Floofnet. Many animals refer to Floofipedia to verify information, find useful health information, or search for tips for cohabitating with other species.
In use: “When animals became pets, they had to be careful about accessing the Floofnet around Humans, but the entries on Floofipedia provided amazing insights into how to train Humans, and were a must for any animal adopting a new Human, especially a rescue.”
So, that’s how they manage to wrap us around their little paws.
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Yes. Some floofologists claimed to have briefly accessed the Floofnet and saw Floofipedia, but then apparently an animal suggested they take a nap and most of what they saw faded into a sleepy miasma.
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Atlas certainly has us trained well, thanks to his careful scrutiny of the Floofipedia!
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Yes, young pups these days seem born with how to surf the Floofipedia.
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Ah yes!! It’s time for me to bypass the Can Opener so I can get back to teaching cats how to train those poor unfurtunate morons.
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Floofnaminous of you!
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Yes- I agree!! Mol!😸
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