Prefloofnition (floofinition) – Ability to foresee that an animal is about to do something.

In use: “When Tyler’s ears perked up and his attention swiveled to the window, Maisy’s prefloofnition kicked in. As she said, “No, Tyler,” Tyler ripped out a string of barks and raced toward the door.”


Flooftown (floofinition) – Flang (floof slang) for a place dedicated to animals.

In use: “The dog was not happy, explaining to the cats, “I heard her sayin’ that she’s taking me to flooftown,” which was the floofhold expression for the vet, gathering by his tone that he didn’t mean the other flooftown, the floofpark (to which the cats were never invited to go).”

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