Floofvent (floofinition) 1. A community of animals, or the building where such a community gather.

In use: “Sacred places, floofvents are often kept secret from humans, as humans have repeatedly demonstrated that many of them cannot be trusted and are a menace to animals.”

2. To proclaim loudly and at length, sometimes with vehemence, about matters involving animals.

In use: “Coming home to discover wrecked plants, an overturned trash can in the kitchen, and two shredded toilet paper rolls strewn around the house, Penni indulged in a floofvent for the first fifteen minutes after her arrival.”

3. An animal’s long, nonstop tirade about something bothering them.

In use: “Hearing sirens often provoke floofvents from some dogs, as they howl back at the noise.”

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