Floofjitsu (floofinition) – An animal’s art of fighting employing holds, throws, jumping, tumbling, and paralyzing blows to subdue or disable an opponent.

In use: “Many young animals are taught floofjitsu at an early age but often dropped the subject as they mature because the animal finds it more fun to just sleep, eat, and be pampered.”

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  1. Fortunately, there are floofjitsu moves that don’t require a lot of movement. For example, the ever-popular ‘Tiny Cat Sitting’ hold. (It works for small dogs, too.) The cat (or small dog) simply sits on the human, and the human is pinned, unable to stand up.

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