The Floof Academy (floofinition) – Prestigious, selective, and secretive school where animals go to learn how to dominate, control, and manipulate humans. Sometimes shortened to TFA, or referred to as FA, or The Floof.
In use: “With more homes wired for the Internet, The Floof Adademy had begun online courses in the twenty-first century. People staying at home due to the COVID-19 pandemic caused some schedule re-shuffling and increased resentment in animals toward humans.”
Michael Seidel, writer 
When I saw the title of this post, I thought you meant the band Floof Academy. They had just one song that ever got played on the radio (at least where I lived), but I loved “Floofs in a Northern Town.”
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Damn, I didn’t think of that. I went from the Umbrella Academy to Floof Academy. Thanks for pointing that out. The only Floof Academy song I know is “Floofs in a Nothern Town”, which is always a calming and uplifting song. Stay well. Cheers
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