Floofshido (floofinition) – Code of honor among animals which emphasizes loyalty, trust, and patience.
In use: “According to United Federation of Floofs studies, most adherents of floofshido among housepets are dogs, with few cats adopting the code.”
Michael Seidel, writer 
We have a new floof and she’s very impatient, especially when it comes to food–poor little thing acts like she’s starving all the time. Definitely not following the code of floofshido!
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Congrats on the new floof. That’s part of the fun with these critters — learning what code they follow! Cheers
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