Floofkrieg (floofinition) A fast and sudden animal attack.
In use: “Many people with young animals such as kittens and puppies are subjected to floofkriegs on their persons as the young floofs practice stalking and hunting to develop their bodies and improve their coordination.”
Michael Seidel, writer 
Beware! The cuter the floof, the more deadly they can be. I was lucky. I survived many attacks by my Lhasa Poo!
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Me, too. It was only by the power of the diversionary toys that I survived!
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