Floof Chest

Floof Chest (floofinition) – 1. Box or crate where animal toys or supplies are kept.

In use: “In many households, the traditional floof chest has been replaced by a floof drawer, floof cupboard, or even a floof closet, as homes add animals, toys, supplies, and leashes.”

2. Stiffness or discomfort incurred by an animal sleeping on someone’s upper body.

In use: “Sophia had a mild case of floof chest after she let her new puppy sleep on her all afternoon.”