Flooftoring (floofinition) – Act of teaching employed by animals to help humans learn what needs to be done.
In use: “Many animals discover that humans inexperienced in pet ownership require flooftoring to teach the humans to respond to their commands. The animals are often disappointed in the humans’ limited abilities to learn and grow, but the animals keep trying, usually through repetition of lessons.”
Michael Seidel, writer 
I find that flooftoring is often accompanied by physical pain … the floofs tend to use draconian methods!
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Yes, many floofs, especially from the old school, believe, “Spare the claw and spoil the people.”
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Ooooohhh … good one, Michael!
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