Lifloofny (floofinition) – An animal’s lengthy recitation or enumeration of slights, usually conducted in the tongue of its species.

In use: “The dog sat down and began a guttural, barking, and woofing lifloofny of why he’s upset as the woman kneeled before him, nodding and listening.”

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  1. Flash used to do this…telling us off in her inimitable way.

    Regulus has not yet except to tell another cat walking through the backyard a few weeks ago. How dare his territory be invaded seemed to be his message..

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