Subfloof

Subfloof (floofinition) – 1. A physical object underneath an animal.

In use: “They knew the remote was subfloof again because the dog started moving around in her sleep and the channels began changing.”

2. Food or behavior that’s considered beneath an animal’s dignity.

In use: “Trying to entice the cat back into the house, he opened a can of food and called the cat, who sat down, watching him, clearly deciding that falling for such tricks was subfloof.”