Crotch Floof

Crotch Floof (floofinition) – Animal who obsesses with human crotches.

In use: “Bill had two crotch floofs; a dog that greeted everyone by thrusting his nose into visitors’ crotches, and a twenty-two pound tuxedo cat who insisted on sleeping on Bill’s crotch whenever he sat or lay down.”

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