Restless Floof Syndrome (floofinition) – Condition where an animal, especially a pet, is bored and ends up prowling and wandering, as if it has too much energy and nothing to do.
In use: “Restless floof syndrome struck the young animal. He knew he didn’t want to go outside, where wind and rain ruled, but eating bored him and he had too much energy to sleep. He had to do something or he would go nuts.”
Michael Seidel, writer 
Our Oliver has had restless floof syndrome for two days now and is driving us nuts! Is there a floofcure?
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There is a cure but floofologist say that it’s been sealed away in the Floofpository of Knowledge for fear that humans would use it to subjugate animals.
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Ahhhhh … yes, I could see that happening. We use catnip to calm ours … ’tis their ‘drug of choice’.
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