Floofdumb

Floofdumb (floofinition) – 1. A person who is ignorant about animals and their needs and behaviors.

In use: “His major requirement for a new relationship (well, honestly, one of many major requirements) was a person who wasn’t floofdumb. Whoever he was with had to love animals as much as him. Yeah, that was a dealbreaker, he decided.”

2. Conduct, action, behavior or sound that leaves people speechless or amazed.

In use: “The cat darted pass and leaped into the air so high that witnesses were left floofdumb.”