Floofsomnia

Floofsomnia (floofinition) – Inability to sleep, or tossing and turning at night, due to one or more animals’ behavior.

In use: “She was often suffering floofsomnia, with the cat rising at floof dark thirty to play and eat, and the dog taking up more of the bed until she found herself hanging on the edge.”

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      1. Well he does text a bit more with his new Meow-Phone. He also picks up nip payments from the neighborhood felines. And spends quite some time trying to execute the feathered flying creatures that taunt him so….lol.

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