Floofsomnia (floofinition) – Inability to sleep, or tossing and turning at night, due to one or more animals’ behavior.
In use: “She was often suffering floofsomnia, with the cat rising at floof dark thirty to play and eat, and the dog taking up more of the bed until she found herself hanging on the edge.”
Sushi causes nightly Floofsomnia! She grabs the Can Opener’s spot in the bed and then when the human gets out of the shower and comes to bed, Sushi flaps her tail and hoses at her!!!!
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She’s trying to floofstruct the can opener into recognizing the correct floof order.
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I’ll say!! Unfortunately the Can as Opener has other ideas ~ she STILL. Thinks she’s the boss!! 😹 Back to the classroom for her…
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Can Openers can be so difficult to train.
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I know. Mine is hard- headed too
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(Hisses)
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Charlie doesn’t suffer from Floofsomnia……he says his job is to sleep 23 hours a day, lol.
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Only 23? He must be a very busy cat. My boys PRETEND to sleep but their really undercover agents spying on me.
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Well he does text a bit more with his new Meow-Phone. He also picks up nip payments from the neighborhood felines. And spends quite some time trying to execute the feathered flying creatures that taunt him so….lol.
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I loved this comment. Had me cackling to myself. Cheers
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