Floofmouth (floofinition) – Human condition caused by animal fur in the mouth.
In use: “After his cat rubbed his head all over Michael’s face to wake Michael and get his attention, Michael had a bad case of floofmouth throughout the morning.”
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Michael Seidel, writer 
Oh I get that all the time when I kiss Charlie on the head. Because he never, ever let’s it be known he actually likes me, let alone loves me.
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