Floofvitate (floofinition) – 1. To move under an animal’s influence.
In use: “Coerced by a three-cat weave around her cats and ankles, Beckie ended up floofvitating to the feeding station to refill their kibble bowl for what seemed like the third time that day.”
2. Animals’ predilection to move toward items.
In use: “As surely as animals floofvitate to sunshine for naps, cats often floofvitate to objects on shelves that they can knock off.”
MWAHAHAHA! I need to get my Can Opener to do some floofvitating right now- It’s been 7 HOURS since I was fed! This is cat abuse! (it’s almost 2:00 and she fed me at 7:30-) it’s a wonder I’m still alive!
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Oh, yes. Like you, my cats are always accusing ME of failing to tend their every need and whim whenever they so desire, even if they’re uncertain about what they want. NO MATTER; I SHOULD KNOW. How? Don’t know.
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Oh don’t worry- they’ll teach you!! Mol!
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