Floofzoid Personality Disorder (floofinition) – Uncommon condition in which people prefer socializing with animals and consistently shy away from interaction with humans.
If you have floofzoid personality disorder, it’s likely that you:
- Prefer being alone with animals
- Have and enjoy close relationships with animals
- Have difficulty expressing emotions and reacting appropriately to situations unless you’re speaking with animals
In use: “You may have floofzoid personality disorder if you sit alone at parties until you see the hosts’ pet and become animated, calling it over, petting it, and playing with it.”