Floofnectomy (floofintion) – the act or process of removing housepets from people’s lap or body, or disengaging from housepets.
In use: “He needed to get up and go to bed, but first he needed to do two floofnectomies to remove the cats and dogs napping with him on the sofa.”
Related: Felinectomy
Michael Seidel, writer 
This one is just toooooo good! 😂😂
There are regular floofnectomies conducted in this house too!
Caz x
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Thank you! LOL – seems like floofnectomies are required day and night everywhere.
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