Process of removing a cat from a location, such as your lap, shoulder or chair.

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  1. Flash is probably right, but a felinectomy is required when your use as a warm mattress is being utilized and your bladder starts screaming about its freedom and rights. Then, as carefully as possible, you attempt to slip out without disturbing your kitty and get to the bathroom.

    It doesn’t work, of course. Catervision must be employed, as feline oversight of human bathroom habits must be strictly enforced.



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