Felinectomy Process of removing a cat from a location, such as your lap, shoulder or chair. Share this:TwitterFacebookPrintPinterestTumblrEmailLike this:Like Loading... 4 thoughts on “Felinectomy” Add yours Flash asks, “Why?” She thinks there is no reason for a felinectomy as every outfit, every piece of furniture needs a cat (hair). ~nan LikeLiked by 1 person Reply Flash is probably right, but a felinectomy is required when your use as a warm mattress is being utilized and your bladder starts screaming about its freedom and rights. Then, as carefully as possible, you attempt to slip out without disturbing your kitty and get to the bathroom. It doesn’t work, of course. Catervision must be employed, as feline oversight of human bathroom habits must be strictly enforced. Cheers LikeLike Reply Pingback: Encatment – Michael Seidel, writer Pingback: Floofnectomy – Michael Seidel, writer Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (required) (Address never made public) Name (required) Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.