Floofbehaving (floofinition) – acting like an animal, regardless of what humans want an animal to do or the rules and restrictions people impose on their housepets.
In use: “She said, “He’s been misbehaving. He ate the Elf on the Shelf.” He replied, “You think it’s misbehaving, but it’s just floofbehaving. It’s just a dog being a dog.””
Michael Seidel, writer 
I agree with these Pooches (or Pooch-I, plural?) that Elf on a Shelf is a creepy little dude and I wouldn’t want to see him just sitting there judging me on every move I made. Any doll actually, Elf on a Shelf and Clown doll yeah oh and Cilantro…….just creepy as hell.
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Cilantro? LOL. Everyone has their thing.
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