Floofline (floofinition) – An imposed date or time by which things must be done for animals. Origins: Unknown, first cited in writing in 1885,“A Feline’s Guide to A Well-Managed Household”.
In Use: “Abig-gal joined the house on February first, and established her flooflines for fresh water, breakfast, lunch, supper, dinner, tea, snacks, treats, and desserts by February second.”
In Use: ‘In Chapter 1 of “A Feline’s Guide to A Well-Managed Household”, Queen Florence decreed, “Humans must be made to understand that flooflines, such regular feeding times, must be established and consistently met if there is to be order and happiness among the household pets.”‘
And flooflines may change at the whim of the floof itself. After all, most feline floofs rule the roost. Just ask Regulus (and all the preceding cats for which I’ve been the minion). ~Nan
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Yes, that’s exactly what Queen Florence wrote in her guidance about flooflines, Nan! Guess Regulus (and the rest) read the book.
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