Doublefloof (floofinition) – To be guarded, blocked, outmaneuvered, or coerced by two animals working in concert.
In Use: “One famous instance of being doublefloofed was shown in Jurassic Park when two velociraptors took Muldoon.”
In Use: “A woman who rescued some kittens had the field flipped on her when they double doublefloofed her.”
Michael Seidel, writer 
Tristan and Hugo doublefloof us all the time. This often takes the form of, ‘You twine his ankles, and then I’ll flop over and sit on his feet so he can’t move. Then we’ll <I>woot</i> cutely until he or one of the other humans gives us treats.’
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They’re clearly supreme flooftegists. But how cute. LOL
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