Toilet-floof (floofinition) – Animal drawn toward toilets in a home, particularly when a human is using them.
In use: “Without fail, whenever Michael sat on the can, day or night, a toilet-floof appeared to verify what he was doing and try to get on his lap.”
Michael Seidel, writer 
Mine prefers them when humans aren’t using them. Very fun to swat the water and watch it ripple. Until he falls in…
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OMG – we used to have one interested in the toilet when it flushed. Hearing it, he’d race to the bathroom. Of course, the door would be closed, setting off a tantrum.
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I do hope they flooflush the loo
after they’ve finished! 😎
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Hah!
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That would be our Pandora, Pandi for short. She figures she has you captive while you’re with your pants down, and you really have nothing else to do, so “Pet me … NOW!”
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They learn it through the floofvine.
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That’s for sure. Remember I told you about Boo and his new television addiction? Well, now Oliver has also become addicted. The two of hem sit in front of the television each evening, like a pair of bookends!
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Wow, that’s flooftriguing. I suspect they’re watching the floofvision, an added layer of telecommunications visible and audible to animals but beyond human comprehension.
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You mean, like extra-terrestrial floofs are communicating through the airwaves and they’re plotting to overfloof us? 😱
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Hey, you never heard that from me.
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Yes – but whyyyyyy does this happen? Is this how the expression ‘curiosity killed the cat’ happened, in some unfortunate toilet-related accident? 😂
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Well, floofsters often behave like this to prank people; the floofs think human reactions to being caught on the can is humorous. Such is the word on the floofvine, if my floofvish is correct.
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