Lycanfloofpy (floofinition) – a delusion that a housepet has become a wolf; a housepet’s assumption of the form and characteristics of a wolf held to be possible by witchcraft, magic, or quantum mechanics.
In use: “If your cat suffers from lycanfloofpy, they’re apt to howl at the moon when it’s full, and become more predatory, stalking you and others as though it’s hungry like a wolf.”
Michael Seidel, writer 
I’ve been saying for years that Tabitha is a were-kitty: she becomes a cat whenever there’s a moon orbiting the Earth.
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Do you ever need to repel her to defend yourself?
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