Imfloofuity (floofinition) – An animal or animal behavior exempt or immune to blame or punishment.
In use: “Two cats and three dogs lived with Michelle and her family, and the pets knew the rules. Then a new rescue kitten arrived and was given imfloofuity, getting onto the tables and kitchen counters, knocking things off shelves, and attacking plants. The other animals asked one another why that floof was allowed to do these things, but then the sweet little floof walked up and gazed up at them with her big eyes, and the other animals immediately forgot why they were upset.”
Oh those big eyes! Makes it so hard to set boundaries—Atlas does the same thing when we’re eating and he squishes his nose against the corner of the table. We can’t help but laugh and call him Little Mush😊
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Exactly as taught as Floofwarts School of Floofcraft and Floofardry. Cheers
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