Hyfloofchondriac (floofinition) – A person who often worries about an animal’s health, especially a pet, to the point of obsession.
In use: “As her own health deteriorated, Belle became a hyfloofchondriac, worrying about Brownie’s health, taking the little dog to the vet several times a week, where he was always pronounced healthy.”
Yep, that’s me with Charlie right now. The move to the new house seems to have him stressing out a lot, and I’m worried about him…😿
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Poor fellow. Give him lots of attention. He’ll probably demand it.
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I’m a hyfloofchondriac mostly because Atlas is always getting into something. The other day he yakked up a shard of pottery!
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OMG. That’s the wildest one I’ve ever heard.
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Yes, we were looking for it for days. Couldn’t believe he swallowed it. We have to keep literally everything away from him—such a Lab!
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