Floofhole (floofinition) – 1. An obnoxious pet who seems deliberately contrary and unruly, often bothering and annoying others. 2. A pet who seems insatiable.
In use: “A big dog, he ate with gusto and ran with energy, a floofhole who seemed to swallow cans and bags of food without noticing, trying to eat everything else within reach, too. Nothing was safe.”
A brilliant insult! 😂
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I’ve got one of these. He’s the sweetest cat you’ve ever met–until he wants food. Then he harasses his brother mercilessly, thinking that’s somehow going to get him what he wants. Sigh.
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Aren’t they exasperating. Like, what can you do with them? Grrr.
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Not only exasperating, but absolutely adorable while they exasperate. It’s some special kind of super power.
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