Floofup (alternative spelling: floof-up) (floofinition) – 1. A mistake or error made by a housepet. 2. A human error or mistake caused by a housepet’s activity.
In use: “She swung the front door closed and hurried away, eager to open her package. In an instant, she realized that she didn’t hear a click from the door. As she turned back, the dog shouldered the door open and darted out. Shouting his name, she took off after him even as the floofup’s magnitude began growing in her mind.”
Looking for some keys this morning, I started mumbling, “They’re never there where they’re supposed to be.”
Naturally, Cake answered the call with “Never There” (1998).
I enjoy the lyrics’ playful rhyming.