Acfloofpuncture

Acfloofpuncture (floofinition) – Floofese practice of inserting claws into skin to cure disease, relieve pain, incur relaxation, or for amusement. Origins: 1784, Flooftin.

In Use: “Snuggles was rapidly demonstrating herself as an acfloofpuncture specialist, sinking claws into every piece of human skin offered her.”

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  1. I find my skin no longer is as resilient as it once was. As a result, I can’t handle the clawing I could from Mittens, the family cat (from my childhood), not that Regulus seems to care…he reaches out just to touch, but always, always with his claws extended. Ouch!

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