Floofpid Shuffle (floofinition) Modern dance with floofs which requires a person to jump one way to avoid a floof, and then another, starting in a new direction, then changing directions, followed by hopping, turning, and twisting while the floof does its own dance moves.
In use: “Many people owned by pets can stylishly do the floofpid shuffle, but for a real challenge, some add multiple leashes and pull off some really impressive moves to stay disentangled and in control.”
Michael Seidel, writer 
My Floofpid Shuffle usually occurs right around feeding time as they try to race me to the spot!
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I hear that! And they’re always trying new steps in my house, keeping me off balance.
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Yep … or arranging their toys just so that my feet will get tangled in their fishing rod toys!
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And mine frequently involve either a hot pan and a kitchen utensil in either hand in the kitchen, or cleaning implements in gloved hands in our small bathroom. Both Shuffles have already taken place today, so far, and I’m thankful neither was catastrophic!
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I’ve done that shuffle variation! Ended with some spirited cursing, with the floofs accusing me of not knowing the dance and me accusing them of attempting to kill me. Cheers
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Then there’s the flooftwist, which a person twists and turns to avoid a floof as food is placed in a dish.
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Yes, that’s another classic which many floofs seem to learn at a very early age. Some people sometimes call it the foodtwist as food is often involved.
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