The Floof Body Problem

The Floof Body Problem (floofinition) – In households with animals, the floof body problem is the issued encountered when an animal or floof is asleep or comfortable on an individual who needs to move.

In use: “Once they adopted two cats, Mel and Karla started encountering the floof body problem as the new boys found comfort on the humans’ laps, stalling efforts to get up to eat or pee, or just move because part of them had gone numb.”

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  1. Not what I’d expected this to be. I expected something about how difficult it is to figure out the movements of three floofs who are all attempting to trip a human, convince the human to give the floofs treats, etc.

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