Floof Chef

Floof Chef (floofinition) 1. Individual responsible for preparing animal’s meals.

In use: The house floofs knew that he was the floof chef, so they never bothered his wife or anyone else, but as soon as he arrived him, the floofs gathered and pressed him into duty.”

2. Animal who supervises or monitors all food preparation activities.

In use: “As soon as they went in to begin making dinner — a time which was hardwired into the floof’s psyche — the floof joined them to complete his duty as a floof chef.”