Stalefloof (floofinition) – a position counting as a draw, in which two or more housepets cannot move because of a conceived advantage over the other(s).
In use: “The dog and cat met each morning in a classic stalefloof, standing on either side of the kitchen entrance when Carrie entered the kitchen. The pets refused to move because they didn’t want to miss out on any dropped food.”
Michael Seidel, writer 
Or…..when Charlie’s mom left the kitchen without refilling his bowl he stood at her bathroom door and refused to move so she could finish drying her hair until she went back to refill his bowl promptly. He’s good at this stalefloof, in fact he’s a master at it, lol. 🙄
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Boy, that is a stalefloof master.
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