Obfloofurate

Obfloofurate (floofinition) – a housepet who is stubbornly persistent in wrongdoing.

In use: “Although he moved the doughnuts and sprayed Crystal with water to dissuade her, the little Bombay Black with golden eyes and velvet fur was an obfloofurate miscreant, constantly stealing and eating his mini powdered-sugar doughnuts.”