Neitherfloof (floofinition) – An animal who can’t be found where expected, or doesn’t eat or act as expected or desired. Origins: unknown, in use since the first animals began living with humans.
In Use: “Many people with housefloofs have experienced the frustration of neitherfloof when they buy their pets treats, new food, or a new toy, only for their fur buddy to disdainfully walk away from the offering.”
In Use: “The little neitherfloof was a master at hiding in the house, and his human friends could often be overheard as they searched the house, ‘He’s not in here, either.'”
Recent Use: “Neitherfloofs often worry their human slaves when they disappear outdoors and don’t return for days, found neither here nor there.”
Michael Seidel, writer 
The neighborhood floof, which drives our Regulus and the other floofs crazy, has not been seen for more than a week. Despite the effect he has on Regulus, we are worried about Clawed and hope he is okay. Isn’t that ironic?
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Yes, ironic that the creatures which sometimes irritate us still cause us to worry about them and hope for the best for them. Hope Clawed returns, safe and healthy. Cheers
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We keep hoping to see Clawed around, but technically he is the floof of the daughter who doesn’t live there. Maybe she now has a place to live that accepts floofs. That would be the best outcome for all. Until we know, we’ll continue to worry. Alas…
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