Circumfloofar

Circumfloofar (floofinition) – Found or discovered in the vicinity of a floof. First known use in 1686.

In use: “Judging from the circumfloofar collection of torn toilet paper rolls by the puppy and kitten — not even pointing out the pieces stuck to the floofs — they were guilty of a first rate case of floofhem, but both little beasts acted wholly innocent, as though the surrounding mess had nothing to do with them.”