Floofguistics (floofinition) – The study of animal languages, including the nature, use, structure, and modification of language.

In use: “Like many housepets, Hilda longed for a good course of floofguistics for her human friends so that they would quit trying to feed her when she asked them what the weather forecast was, and the like.”

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  1. (paraphrasing something in a novel I read many years ago) ‘A human attempting to speak Cat may find their cat putting a gentle paw on their arm while asking them, oh-so-carefully, why they want to feed the litterbox to the taxicab.’

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