Floofguistics (floofinition) – The study of animal languages, including the nature, use, structure, and modification of language.
In use: “Like many housepets, Hilda longed for a good course of floofguistics for her human friends so that they would quit trying to feed her when she asked them what the weather forecast was, and the like.”
Michael Seidel, writer 
(paraphrasing something in a novel I read many years ago) ‘A human attempting to speak Cat may find their cat putting a gentle paw on their arm while asking them, oh-so-carefully, why they want to feed the litterbox to the taxicab.’
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