Tollfloof

Tollfloof (floofinition) – housepet who blocks a common passage such as the stairs, a doorway, or hall, and doesn’t let others by without payment.

In use: “Dobie and Gillis were both tollfloofs. Both liked getting tolls paid on the top stair. Dobie offered his beagle belly for a rub as a toll. Gillis, though, turned on her amber-eyed target acquisition system and swatted anyone who dared to pass, but with her claws withdrawn.”

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      1. My two cats who ended up with constipation have become legendary at the vet’s–crappy indeed. Most of the time they’re all angels, but it’s that one floofhole thing they each do that causes problems. Like you said, it just takes one.

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