Tollfloof (floofinition) – housepet who blocks a common passage such as the stairs, a doorway, or hall, and doesn’t let others by without payment.
In use: “Dobie and Gillis were both tollfloofs. Both liked getting tolls paid on the top stair. Dobie offered his beagle belly for a rub as a toll. Gillis, though, turned on her amber-eyed target acquisition system and swatted anyone who dared to pass, but with her claws withdrawn.”
I learned the hard way that tollfloofery can intimidate the other cats into not using the litter box 😦 Chronic constipation is no small thing for cats (and the vet bills aren’t small either).
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Ahem. That sounds like a crappy situation….
Tollfloofery is what keeps us from having a peaceful household. Just the one; that’s all it takes.
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My two cats who ended up with constipation have become legendary at the vet’s–crappy indeed. Most of the time they’re all angels, but it’s that one floofhole thing they each do that causes problems. Like you said, it just takes one.
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