Lafloofchezia

Lafloofchezia (floofinition) – The use of vulgar or foul language with a housepet to relieve stress or pain.

In use: “The cat was sprawled on its back on the floor, its silky belly exposed to the sun. Naturally, Cheryl thought it was safe to give the cat a tummy rub. A split second later, the cat had scratched her arm and hand, and she was sitting back, delivering lafloofchezia.”