Floofalert

Floofalert (catfinition) – the sound that a cat makes, warning you that something is about to happen. Floofalerts are categorized in related activities, such as puking, fighting, and tearing up the house.

In use: “He’d heard a sound. Stilling, he sat up straight. Yes, a floofalert! One of the cats was puking. It sounded nearby.

“Putting his head down, he closed his eyes. He’d need to be careful and watch where he stepped when he got up in the morning.

“And then he realized that he had to pee.”