Floofstacle Course

Floofstacle Course (floofinition) – a path over which people negotiate going around and over their housepets to progress from one place to another.

In use: “Loaded with a large tray of fruits, cheeses, crackers, and breads, he had to get through the floofstacle course, edging around Daisy, his elderly retriever, stretching his legs over the big black and white Maine Coon, Panda, and then tip toeing past the sprawling but petite Lady.”