Floofus Interruptus (catfinition) – a break in uniformity or continuity attributable to a cat’s behavior or intercession.
In use: “With floofus interruptus (a cat on the lap trying to rub against his hands), the planned typing required one hour vice ten minutes.”
And that is why I don’t post nearly as often. After years of not sitting on my lap, Flash suddenly demands my lap (and my attention, but that is a given as all cats know that they are gods) and writing goes out the window until she decides she has had enough.
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Yes, one of the big reasons I don’t write at home, as well. A feline representative is apparently selected each day. Their mission is to keep me from typing at home. Quinn is today’s representative.
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I think this is an elaborate game for them, with points scored according to how creative they get with the interrupting or how important the interrupted activity seems to the human.
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That’s a terrific commercial game idea: “Cats! The Game!” Score points by tormenting humans, catching critters, playing with string and toys. The cat with the most points win.
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