Floofbivalent (floofinition) – having or showing simultaneous and contradictory attitudes or feelings toward your pet(s).

In use: “Finding that whenever and wherever he sat, from commode and bed to living room, dining room, and office chairs, a cat or dog would immediately hunt for his lap, he was becoming floofbivalent about sharing his life with pets. But then they’d do something, and the floofbivalent would fade away.”


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