“I’m trying to cut back on my coffee,” she said.
He said, “I use the rhythm method. I allow myself coffee on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. On Tuesday and Thursdays, I permit myself a few cups of coffee. Then, on weekends and holidays, I’m entitled to a few more cups of coffee.”
“You’re drinking coffee every day.”
“Yes, it keeps my rhythm synchronized.”
Michael Seidel, writer 
Don’t let me run out of coffee.
You wouldn’t like me when I’m, uhhh… coffeeless
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My wife saw a tee-shirt like that yesterday, turned to me and said, “That’s you.” I was like, “Who, me?”
Can you imagine the Hulk on caffeine?
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