Floofcate (catfinition) – to sooth or mollify a cat through concessions.
In use: Kevin rose from the chair. The little tabby cat jumped into the vacated space.
“There,” Kevin said. “Are you satisfied?”
The cat began washing her paw.
“I’ll just…stand,” Kevin said, staring at the cat. “I sit too much anyway.”
The things he did to floofcate his pet.
Michael Seidel, writer 
(to the tune of “Close to You”):
Why do cats suddenly appear
When I walk t’ward my chair?
Just like me, they want to be
Sitting there…
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OMG, yes! It is uncanny how their floofpathy picks up your intention and they sizzle that way and get there before you.
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That was excellent, by the way. But now, I have Karen Carpenter singing your words in my head.
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