Hairleaf (catfinition) – hairball that resembles a leaf, or a leaf that could be mistaken for a hairball.

In use: “Seeing the object on the floor, he looked for signs of yakking and then pulled a tissue from the box, because one can’t be too careful with these matters. On further inspection, though, it wasn’t a hairball, but a hairleaf.”


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      1. Tree vs carpet. I fucking know everything because I fuxking made it up fuxking for almost 20 years. LOL!!!
        When we ascribe meaning to words and symbols in isolated private and they continue to grow and spread in the unknown public. It becomes prolific and takes on more deeply entrenched meaning As it spreads. A giant infected language as was shown to me in pontypool


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